winternetweather:

I’ve liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this

(Source: presidentjoey, via futurefitself)

curvecreation:

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

OMG I NEED THESE!

(via vegetarian-monster)

sextnoise:

crrocs:

so i tried to make this deep and meaningful and added a water gif

I AM DEAD

sextnoise:

crrocs:

so i tried to make this deep and meaningful and added a water gif

I AM DEAD

(via cooltightbutt)

"I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for strangers, over tip, smile or try to be kind even when you don’t feel like it, pay compliments, chase the kid’s runaway ball down the sidewalk and throw it back to him, try to be larger than you are— particularly when it’s difficult. People do notice, people appreciate. I appreciate it when it’s done to (for) me. Small gestures can be an effort, or actually go against our grain (“I’m not a big one for paying compliments…”), but the irony is that almost every time you make them, you feel better about yourself. For a moment life suddenly feels lighter, a bit more Gene Kelly dancing in the rain."

— Jonathan Carroll (via fhvck)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via lovesportychick)

telapathetic:

science side of tumblr why does nobody love me?

(via sunalwaysshining)

(Source: fuckyeahscrubs, via scarlet-thecatlady)

"That girl looks like you except she’s skinnier" - grandpa John

THANKS GRANDPA SMH I MADE YOU BREAKFAST THIS MORNING

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

(via sunalwaysshining)

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

(via sunalwaysshining)

unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

(via desire-t0-be)

(Source: kingkrowley, via desire-t0-be)

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

(via suburbangains)

(Source: ruanv, via narcogains)

alt-j:

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does

(via sunalwaysshining)

batfricans:

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no

(Source: africans, via fight-0ff-yourdem0ns)